The profile headline is a joke. I know that turning people into pigs is not what Wicca is about... though that would be kind of a handy spell to know. My actual interest in Wicca is more of the communing-with-nature type. We can leave the pigs back in the city choking on the smog.

Torre et Ursi meritant pecuniment sed Porky non!

(The bulls and the bears deserve to make money, but the pigs deserve nothing.)